Tell me all about your winterbreak

We went to wheels Inn. There is laser tag but they call it laser rescue but theres nobody to rescue!

If you could be any geometric shape what would you be?

I'd be a cube because the only thing that I would hafto do is just sit there the whole day. What would be hard? Moving around and rolling. What would be easy? Sitting there and being lazy and eating. Kids would learn and study about me. Maybe even take tests and quizs on me.

What would you do with a million dollars?

I'd buy limo and a mansion. I wouldn't hafto go to work. I would go to every state in the world. I'd buy a Elephant, tiger, Monkey, and a rhinosouros. I'd go to college and get a masters degree.

If you could live anywhere else in the world where would you live?

I'd live in california because walt disney world is there. I would go there everyday. I'd live with a parrot and a dog. The parrot would get annoying so the next birthday party I would give as a present. I would be a garbage man I would pick up the garbage and put it in the truck. Then when I got home I would have dinner and fall asleep. I would

Imagine you were alive during the time of slavery what role would you play?

I'd be a slave catcher and catch all of the slave. I'd go into houses and see if they were hiding slaves and I would try to find any kind of passege way so I could catch the slaves. I'd make sure that they weren't in the house and if they weren't I'd just be on my way. I would look everywhere for them I wouldn't stop until they were found. I'd keep my eye on everyone to make sure they weren't planning to escape. I would stay up the whole night. I'd drink a lot of coffee to stay up. I would need sleep so I would ask another guy to watch as I go to sleep.

What was the most fun thing you have ever done?

When we went to wheels inn I played laser tag went swimming, played video games and went on these weird things for two days it was the life.

palentolegist

Fun because I could buy anything I wanted video games, tv, sega dreamcast and toys for the kids. I would be a palentolegist it would be fun digging up dinosaur bones, my wife, my friends, and my kids.

if I wanted to Break a world record

Trying to score a million goals in soccer it would be hard why cause I like to play soccer and it would be fun trying to score a million goals. How? by getting on as many teams as I could and try to be forward as much as I could so I could score some goals

Argus

My road rally for the church

who - Me, ryan, Mitch, Adam, chris and my dad

what - the road rally

where - Any store we can find

when - last Friday night

why - for god

how - by trying to anoy the community as much as we can.

We started the road rally at 9:00 it was only Me, ryan, Mitch, Adam, chris & my dad. The first place we went to was Burger King and asked for five Big Maks but they didn't have any so we went to Mc Donalds and got one Big Mak and then when we got it we went to taco bell and tryed to trade a Big Mak for a bean burito but it was closed so we didn't get it. Next we went Big Boys and pointed at Big boy for 27 seconds after that we went into big boy and danced around a waiter and singe for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow that nobody can denied and ran we got all this on tape too.

The end

Last Day!!!!!!

I have no idea what he was listing here.

1) New years party
2) Valentines day
3) Viola swamp
4) dance
5) The christmas
6) cloned food
7) Lunch ladies
8) Mr. B
9) Miss Durbin
10) Danny
11) Friends
12) Field day
13) disco hangout
14) The solar system
15) Halloween party
16) LAST DAY
of school

List things your thankful for

This list is great for so many reasons. I really love how pizza takes top billing over God and my parents come in eighth place, just after pokemon and Dragonball Z.

1. pizza
2. God
3. my freinds
4. school & college
5. my teacher (Miss Durbin)
6. pokemon
7. DBZ
8. my parents
9. church
10. N64 & Play Station
11. Math
12. Christmas
13. Books
14. pop
15. me
16. drawing books

what would be the best way to solve a problem?

well if I got in a fight with my freind is just. To say o.k. we can do this and that tomorrow but if your in. A different kind of fight with your then thats. A problem especialy if there older than you. Then there's some facts always defend your self never give it up and. Never ever fight with your freind.

if I was president I would...

This one's actually kind of sweet. I'm posting it to demonstrate that while Vern might have been a total weirdo, he was also a good-natured kid.

For people to stop building condos in the forests and if. Someone killed and endagared animal they would. Hafto go to jail for five years and make prices lower for poor people that maybe. Can't afford stuff like a tv and food. Then I would give poor people a hom to live and they. Wouldn't hafto pay plus they could have room service. It would help poor people a lot and help animals too. Oh yah and don't pollute water or the air or anything and that would help our enviroment.

AND THATS WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WAS PRESIDENT!

What I think Pine Hills

I would go hiking in the fields and then rock climb. Then we would go in the woods and explore and there would be a race. Whoever finds the most pine cones would win.

Thank You Adam Sandler

Dear Adam

You are a funny guy especialy in Big daddy but. It's really sad when the boy has to leave to go. To his other parents and the other movie I liked was happy gilmore. but why did you beat up the old man?

sincerly
Vern

if you could live in any state

I would live in chicago, illnois and why you ask cause my dad was. Born there and my family has tell me great things about it. I would work at hungrie howies pizza cause a lot people would Want pizza and I like making pizza. And yes you there is a hungries howies in Michigan.

and that were I would live and what I would do.

how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

well first take two pieces of bread and then some jelly and then. spread it but not too much only like a half of a inch. And then get some peanut butter and do the same. Then eat it and if taste good then your a chef.

The end

If I was an Olympic Athlete

I would like to do soccer because I'm good at it and I. Would probably win and score a lot of goals and I would like to repesent Australia and why I would repesent Australia is cause its my favorite country and has all my favorite animals that live there and its really warm and I like warm places.

how I feel today

I feel like going home today and take a nap cause I stayed up till 11:00 pm and I woke up at 7:50. What I like about my feelings is they feel really good and some times bad. And I want to change my feelings so I don't have. Bad feelings or sad feelings but I would like to always have good feelings and good friends.

about me

A self-introduction written on Vern's first day of third grade.

about me

I was born April the twentyth 1991 I was born at eleven aclock. My dad said when I was little I use to always. Pick up something and throw it and when ever I. Got inafight I would pick up something and throw. It at my sisters head and I'm nine years old