The seahorse that could live on land.

Once upon a time there was a seahorse named george. What was amazing about geor

The pencil that smells

Once upon a time there was a pencil named Vern. One day he was playing with his friend they were having a rotten egg war. Vern got hit five thousand times he smelled like rotten eggs. He snuck in his house but his mom could smell him peeeeeyou you smell like rotten eggs. Your gonna hafto take a shower but I hate taking it's so dark and WET!!! But it's the only way you'll get clean. Oh all right so he took a shower and he didn't smell anymore. So he went back to his friend's house this time they had a toxic waste and he got hit ten million times he went home but this time it wouldn't come OFF

pretend your fourth grade pencil talk about your life.

Vern my owner keeps on sharpening so I keep on getting shorter I used to be seven point five now I'm three point five talk about short. Every day he uses me I get so tired of arrrrgh! But when they go home I just sit in his pencil box and sleep but he wakes me up nine 0'clock in the morning. Now I'm lost I don't know where I am but I think the janitor threw me away if so I'm probably crushed right now let me rest in peace.

Miss Durbin Compliment:
Miss Durbin your a good teacher and dancer.

Take a trip to outer space

The first day I train to get ready for the trip to outer space. A week later were sitting in the space shuttle ready for take off. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BLAST OFF! Here we go into outer space it's a bit bumpy. Then we enter the earths orbit everyone's flying. Then we get to Saturn we land we put on our space suits and go outside. There was no sign of life anywhere! Wait a minute what was that an alien with an explosive. EXPLOSIVE! Get into the space ship the captain called. We got into the ship the engine didn't start OH NO! The planet blew up and we blasted into space. A month later they saved us.

The twizzlers vs the smarties

This is hands-down the most intense story about anthropomorphic candies fighting each other that you will ever read.

One day the twizzlers sitting in a store and a kid came and wanted some candy. So he looked at the twizzlers and the twizzlers thought oh boy oh boy but instead he picked the smarties. This made the twizzlers angry so they said hey smarties want to have a battle us verse you o.k. since were so smart will beat you in a second. But what are the rules anything goes whoever loses has to go in the garbage for EVER. O.K. So it began first the twizzlers brought out a bazooka and shot it BOOM! all the smarties were hurt so they to go in the garbage.

The end

The two giant babys birthdays

Once upon a time there was two babys. They were best friends and both of there birthdays were coming up but they didn't know what to get each other. Well they both liked to color but they knew that they might same present. Or maybe a better present then it was time to go to school they were both in first grade. There were twenty five children in their class and every day they had to sit outside cause they were too big to fit in the classroom. Tomorrow was there birthday.

The Baby that went down the MIssippi river

This is the first of two stories Vern wrote about really oversized babies. Apparently he had some obsession with huge babies at one point.

One day a women called Mrs. Johnson had and she called him Baby Bob but the baby weighed so much they couldn't carry him so they. Asked if the nurse could get some help but unfortunately. They couldn't get him out the door so they sat down and thinked. But no one thought of anything so they had to get a canoe and put. Him in it and he would hafto go down the Missipi river. So they did and waved good bye till he disapeard into the Fog. Now since baby bob all alone he was hungry so he picked. Some berries along the way and then he was tired so he took a nap for. About five hours and woke up and he was at the mouth but the boat couldn't hold his weight.

The Bee Keeper

This was a story Vern wrote in third grade. It's become rather infamous among our family and friends for its bizarre plot and soul-crushing ending.

once there was man that had a lot pride in his bees but one. Day he put his hand in it but he forgot to put on his safety gear. So he got stinged very badly so he had to go to the hospital. When he woke up they asked what happen? Well I pinched my nose to long and passed out. He felt really bad that he lied and he really wanted to get out. Of the hospital so he tried opening a window but that didn't work so he asked. The guard if he could go and the gaurd said no then he felt something right. Where his heart was so he just layed down and died.

The end