What was the most fun thing you have ever done?

When we went to wheels inn I played laser tag went swimming, played video games and went on these weird things for two days it was the life.

The pencil that smells

Once upon a time there was a pencil named Vern. One day he was playing with his friend they were having a rotten egg war. Vern got hit five thousand times he smelled like rotten eggs. He snuck in his house but his mom could smell him peeeeeyou you smell like rotten eggs. Your gonna hafto take a shower but I hate taking it's so dark and WET!!! But it's the only way you'll get clean. Oh all right so he took a shower and he didn't smell anymore. So he went back to his friend's house this time they had a toxic waste and he got hit ten million times he went home but this time it wouldn't come OFF

pretend your fourth grade pencil talk about your life.

Vern my owner keeps on sharpening so I keep on getting shorter I used to be seven point five now I'm three point five talk about short. Every day he uses me I get so tired of arrrrgh! But when they go home I just sit in his pencil box and sleep but he wakes me up nine 0'clock in the morning. Now I'm lost I don't know where I am but I think the janitor threw me away if so I'm probably crushed right now let me rest in peace.

Miss Durbin Compliment:
Miss Durbin your a good teacher and dancer.

Write a Lindbom poem.

A poem Vern wrote about his Elementary School.

Lindbom, Lindbom
your so fun
like a big bun.
You weight a ton.
I wish I could meet Mr. Lindbom
Are school had a bomb threat
We took it like a test.
We have a lot of fun going to family fun night
And things like that.
Oh Lindbom your so cool
your a teaching tool.

palentolegist

Fun because I could buy anything I wanted video games, tv, sega dreamcast and toys for the kids. I would be a palentolegist it would be fun digging up dinosaur bones, my wife, my friends, and my kids.

Take a trip to outer space

The first day I train to get ready for the trip to outer space. A week later were sitting in the space shuttle ready for take off. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 BLAST OFF! Here we go into outer space it's a bit bumpy. Then we enter the earths orbit everyone's flying. Then we get to Saturn we land we put on our space suits and go outside. There was no sign of life anywhere! Wait a minute what was that an alien with an explosive. EXPLOSIVE! Get into the space ship the captain called. We got into the ship the engine didn't start OH NO! The planet blew up and we blasted into space. A month later they saved us.

if I wanted to Break a world record

Trying to score a million goals in soccer it would be hard why cause I like to play soccer and it would be fun trying to score a million goals. How? by getting on as many teams as I could and try to be forward as much as I could so I could score some goals