The pencil that smells

Once upon a time there was a pencil named Vern. One day he was playing with his friend they were having a rotten egg war. Vern got hit five thousand times he smelled like rotten eggs. He snuck in his house but his mom could smell him peeeeeyou you smell like rotten eggs. Your gonna hafto take a shower but I hate taking it's so dark and WET!!! But it's the only way you'll get clean. Oh all right so he took a shower and he didn't smell anymore. So he went back to his friend's house this time they had a toxic waste and he got hit ten million times he went home but this time it wouldn't come OFF